|Member station||Popular Music Broadcast|
|Best result||1st, NSC 34|
|Worst result||20th SF: NSC 11, NSC 12|
Swelatie is a phallic-shaped island that has not been changed by the map maker. It is a democracy and Shiri is the President. They were formerly allies with Mooseland. The island enjoys cheesecake and ice cream and the number one job is cleaner. This island is decorated with beaches, and therefore are good at beach volleyball. Swelatie does very well in NSC and has only missed 4 finals since their debut.